Saturday, May 10, 2014

Middle Age Dirtbag--Based On "Teen Age Dirtbag"--R&G

His name is Kel
I had a dream about him
I've seen him at Taco Bell.
I've gotta go to the gym in half an hour
Oh how he rocks
In Mandles and tube socks.
But he doesn't know who I am
And he doesn't give a crap about me.

Cause I'm just a middle age dirtbag baby.
Yeah,I'm just a middle age dirtbag baby.
Listen Hendrix maybe with me.

His girlfriends a scank
And she wears way too much perfume to work.
And she'd start rumors behind my back
If she knew the truth.
She lives in my burg
And drives a cool Firebird.
But she doesn't know who I am
And she doesn't give a crap about me.

Cause I'm just a middle age dirtbag baby.
Yeah,I'm just middle age dirtbag baby.
Listen to Hendrix maybe with me.

Oh,yeah,dirtbag,no he doesn't know what he's missing.
Oh,yeah,dirtbag,no he doesn't know what he's missing.

Geeze,I feel like stuck on shower mold
It's the office party and I'm lonely.
Low and behold
He's walking over to me.
This must be joke
I start to choke
Dude I'm stoked.
How does he know who I am?
And why does he give a crap about me.

I've got two tickets to a Hendrix cover band baby.
Come with me Friday,don't say maybe.
I'm just a middle age dirtbag like you.

Oh,yeah,dirtbag,no he doesn't know what he's missing.
Oh,yeah,dirtbag,no,he doesn't know what he's missing.







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