Monday, April 25, 2022

When Wooden Stakes Aren't Your Biggest Fears--Vampire Problems Series

When your neighbors 

bust open an old violin case,

revealing a well hidden,

and well used,

Vampire Killing Kit.....


And your first thought is,

you're just happy their offspring

didn't bring home

another band instrument,

like they did last year.....


Cause you'd seriously rather 

throw yourself on a wooden stake,

than listen to nine more months

of their demon spawn, 

raising the tortured Souls 

of musicians past,

to the tune of Three Blind Mice.













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