When your neighbors
bust open an old violin case,
revealing a well hidden,
and well used,
Vampire Killing Kit.....
And your first thought is,
you're just happy their offspring
didn't bring home
another band instrument,
like they did last year.....
Cause you'd seriously rather
throw yourself on a wooden stake,
than listen to nine more months
of their demon spawn,
raising the tortured Souls
of musicians past,
to the tune of Three Blind Mice.